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To be honest with you Jess, I am a qualified lap dance teacher, the best place for you to learn would be for you to come up and see me,
I will give you one to one tuition and work you like Micheal Jackson’s dad used to work little M.J.
Of course I am not going to get any pleasure what so ever seeing you gyrate your SEXY body
In front of me 12 hours a day as you learn, but I am prepared to sacrifice my time and energy just to help you
Oh and do not worry if I have to rush to the bathroom for 5 to 10 minutes at a time, several times through the day,
That is just a hazard of my job helping ladies like yourself acheiving a dream

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I was dancing and I fell. It was on tape and then copies were made and mailed out to everybody. I know that some proffesional dancers are caught falling but its ok because they are amazing at dance anyways! How do I get over this because I keep thinking about everybody seeing me fall and it will be on tape forever!
And plus, do you think people who saw that DVD will always remember that when they see me?
And its worse because its a bunch of other DANCERS watching the DVD.

Do you think you’re the only one this has ever happened to? Don’t worry about other dancers seeing the DVD: I can guarantee you most of them will be reminded of something like that that happened to them. Your story reminded me of being thrown right over my partner’s shoulder just as a camera went off. The resulting photo shows me, head down and hanging on for dear life to his shoulder by my knees. I got over it and you will too. Any dancer can tell you it’s just a fact of life, so lighten up on yourself.

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I’m going to a Lady Gaga concert in August, and I was wondering what kind of dancing there is as I’ve never been to a concert before.
Also, what should I wear?

However you want! Jumping, whatever. She talks about how, at her concerts, you should just let go and have fun. I danced my a$$ off. Just dance, as they say.

Wear something colorful, outrageous if you feel bold. I was going to wear my blue wig, but I thought it would be too much. Turns out, I ended up feeling underdressed. Guys and girls were in heels, and they were sporting all her popular video trends (soda can curlers, caution tape, cigarette glasses, the works). But, you don’t have to if you don’t want to, you could just wear a casual outfit.

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I’ve never grinded before and I’m going to a party/club with my friends in a couple of days
I’m worried more over how to ge the girl to dance with you
I’ve put my pelvis straight on her butt and she pushed me away the moment she saw my face:[
do you ask her"hey, u wanna dance"
Or do i go just form the back put my mouth next to her ear, and say"you looks amazing tonight, u wanna dance with me?"
or do i just go and dance without asking?

Damn, this is a toughie. I looked up the stuff and I got this.
1. Make sure the girl you wanna dance with is single and isn’t dancing with anybody, you can just say like, so who are you dancing with?
2. Try to be alone when you ask her out
3. If you can drive, drive her or meet her.
4. Tell her you look nice and you appreciate it.
5. Be by her side and don’t leave unless she needs to talk to someone or some sort of bathroom.
6. If this is an informal dance, her friends will most likely push you two together, don’t be alarmed or angry lol =D
7. If she gets to know you good( gf ), maybe say like ” May I have this dance?” But if shes just a friend, be more casual like ”Wanna dance?” or ”Would you like to dance”
8. Talk to her in the slow dances. :3
9. Give a hug when the dance is done.
10. Remember this, guys: Girls think that it’s cute and funny when guys dance in the group; leaning against the wall doesn’t work. More than likely, she won’t expect you to ask her for a dance if you don’t dance yourself.

P.S I hope you do good, oh and, like my double chin? =I)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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I’m a martial artist and now a dancer, my biggest problem has always been inability to relax my body (I was born with hyper tension) and that holds back my ability to dance and my flexibility.
Bath isn’t an option.

Already can/do meditate.

Tai Chi could be worth a shot although I’ve already done something similar.

Meditation. Do a bit of research as methods, practices, and philosophies differ greatly.

Google: zazen. That’s a good place to start.

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Are there any sites online, with like a dance teacher who can go through different dance styles online? Step By step? any Coregraphers websites that I could learn from? does anyone know?

Thanks

Wow, I don’t know why that one guy answered this, telling us his life story…
But I agree with the youtube answer. Some videos will show you how to do moves, some show dances, and some choroegraph. Quite a few are combo of those. So search and learn!

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